The supposed funny man didn't hold back during his comeback show last night -WARNING OFFENSIVE CONTENT
Cocky Dapper Laughs told fans at his comeback show he'd have sex with Cheryl if she'd been dead a YEAR.
The controversial comedian, who performed his first show since being axed from TV at Clapham Grand last night, joked about necrophilia after being asked a shocking question by a fan in the audience.
During a Twitter Q&A as part of the show, the fan asked: "Would you rather f**k your own mum or Cheryl Cole if she'd been dead for ten minutes?"
It didn't take Dapper long to decide and joked with the crowd: "Let's face it, I'd f**k Cheryl Cole if she'd been dead a year."
We knew he was going to be shocking and throughout the show, as his loyal fans whooped, cheered and shouted at him, he also laughed off his interview on Newsnight, in which he apologised for his act.
After his ITV2 show was axed he claimed that he was laying the "character" to rest, while describing himself as "a victim of my own mistakes" and blaming the media for the circus.
He said at his gig: "It's the only time I've actually played a character.
"I know a lot of people were very sad about the Newsnight interview.
"It was tricky for me. I thought, 'I've gotta come across as sincere'.
"Things got really tough. The reason I did the interview was the media were hounding my family."
He joked he wore a turtle neck, had a centre parting and a little d**k.
Dapper added: "The hard bit was afterwards. I said I'd stop the character. It all hit me so hard I needed a bit of counselling."
He also called out girls in the front row after being heckled, telling them: "Normally, I'd be like, 'Lesbians, yeah!' But this one looks really mean ... evil. You're usually like, 'Oh yeah, lesbians, l**k her pussy'. Not here, not in Clapham, 'What you f***ing talking about.'"
He also laughed about taking cocaine, sex with his grandma and the phrase 'get your g***h out' which he apologised for in the Newsnight interview but admitted last night he secretly thought it was still funny.
There was plenty of audience participation and whether you love him or hate him, he still appears to have enough fans to keep his stand-up career going.
The gig was filmed for Dapper Laughs' new DVD which will be released in September.
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